Getting attached to characters and caring about them is mostly why I play games these days. I’ve been looking forward to this game for quite some time because I love games that focus on building relationships. Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator (DDADDS) is a Dad dating simulator where you are a Dad looking to date other Dads. What’s not to like?įans everywhere can’t get enough of him - as of this writing, he’s currently the second-most played dad (but we still think he’s #1 Dream Daddy).The title says it all. He’s one of the top favorite dads because he’s the total package - hot, sweet, and satisfying storyline. Some of them are bad at math, some of them speak English perfectly, and some of them are hot AF with three kids and rippling abs.Īdditionally, his storyline was just so sweet and pure that his arc became one of the better ones. And while there are plenty of guys that exist out there that fit this description and also happen to be Asian, that’s not a true representation of all Asian men. They could have made Craig some nerdy, scrawny guy who is dorky as hell and can’t speak English very well. When it comes to the Asian character, Dream Daddy could have been stereotypical. A dad dating simulator? Really? But at the same time, if you’re gonna put dads in there, you want some interesting characters, right? And instead of making them all White or whatever, the creators did an excellent job of being really inclusive. Well, for one, Dream Daddy is… silly to begin with. Craig laughs and PULLS US IN FOR A KISS, REMINDING US THAT WE DON’T DESERVE THIS PURE SOUL. We pledge to be his bro for the rest of our lives. Craig promises us he’ll take more time for himself, asking for our help in finding balance as he lays his head in our lap. Of course, Craig is there, and after all the other guests leave, we steal away to a secluded spot in the yard to have more tender moments. The scene opens up again at a going-away party we’ve planned for our daughter heading off to college. They kiss, smoosh, and screen fades to black. Slowly, but surely, Craig Cahn and get closer to each other, professing their strong feelings for one another. Craig’s quick thinking solves the problem - he unzips the sleeping bag to make a large blanket for them to sleep on - but the night is cold, and without cover, they’ll likely freeze. That “something more” becomes apparent, as we head back into the tent and conveniently find that there’s only one sleeping bag.
We feel for him, obviously - we’re trying to be a good bro - but we feel… something else. Taking care of everyone else at his expense has really been wearing him down, and he’s starting to feel overwhelmed. So after jumping off waterfalls and heading back to camp, we learn some really key things about Craig - for one, even though he’s got a killer bod, great kids, and a fantastic job, he’s just… tired. We catch up, talking about our kids, his coaching days, and his work (he runs an athleisure wear company), when - OH NO - we’re hit by the ball right in the face! Craig rushes over to see if we’re okay, and, if you choose correctly, he’ll KISS IT BETTER SJKDIJHWW OWFJSN KJ#*)ROIHWS!!! He takes us back to the softball field where we toss a ball around. Finally - we have Craig Cahn’s undivided attention. Eventually, we sneak away, leaving Briar and Hazel, Craig’s twins, with friends for a sleepover, and my daughter drives herself home. But the moms persist, and convince us to all pile up into the car and go to Thirsty’s Pizza to spend a little more time with him.Īfter ducking and dodging the THOT moms being thrown his way, Craig Cahn gets roped into playing DDR (huge turn-on) by his kids and we go play pinball with ours. Janet, Martha, and the rest want his legitimately bangin’ dad bod, and although we really can’t blame them, that dad bod is gonna be ours… if we play our cards right. Where has he been all our lives? Unfortunately, he’s constantly being hit on by all the softball moms. Umm, okay, so he’s a hot ass softball coach single dad who makes incredibly cute kids.